The 12 Pounds of Christmas
This little carol is brought to you by my bathroom scale which insists on climbing to new heights. I’m telling myself it has to be muscle from all the weights I’ve been lifting. Those gallons of egg nog and apple cider are really heavy.
On the first pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A bag of Cape Cod potato chips
On the second pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
On the third pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Three no-bake cookies
On the fourth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Four pumpkin muffins
On the fifth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
On the sixth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
On the seventh pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Seven chocolate mint brownies
On the eighth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eight rolls-a-baking
On the ninth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Nine gingerbread houses
On the tenth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Ten pecan clusters
On the eleventh pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eleven cheesecake cupcakes
On the twelfth pound of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve months at LA Fitness…
Happy eating and happy holidays from our house to yours.
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